TOILET PAPER WAXED POETIC
A “Freshly-Pressed” blog whit rapier
I’ve read features toilet paper…
I’d reblog it here
But the message is clear,
To leave it where it is would be safer!
I don’t think anyone’s blushing,
I’ve already written on flushing….
‘Though it is rather sweet
To not pay per sheet,
As it was for public beach hustling.
Can you imagine in other countries,
Not having flushable T.P.’s…
The cesspool must be
Of poor quality,
Can you imagine the poop clean out fees?
From that Word Press blog I envisage,
A new way to promote someone’s image…
Printed up on T.P.
And stand back to see,
Which President wins the scrimmage!
It says that in some countries,
The stuff is printed (affrontries?)…
With pictures and print
To help with certain sundries.
Alas and alack, waxed paper,
In some places is in “favor”…
Though why I don’t know,
It is first to go
If I ever take over as mayor!
(Inspired by “The Frailest Thing” blog…Freshly Pressed)