TOILET PAPER WAXED POETIC

TOILET PAPER WAXED POETIC

A “Freshly-Pressed” blog whit rapier

I’ve read features toilet paper…

      I’d reblog it here

      But the message is clear,

To leave it where it is would be safer!

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I don’t think anyone’s blushing,

I’ve already written on flushing….

      ‘Though it is rather sweet

      To not pay per sheet,

As it was for public beach hustling.

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Can you imagine in other countries,

Not having flushable T.P.’s…

      The cesspool must be

      Of poor quality,

Can you imagine the poop clean out fees?

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From that Word Press blog I envisage,

A new way to promote someone’s image…

      Printed up on T.P.

      And stand back to see,

Which President wins the scrimmage!

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It says that in some countries,

The stuff is printed (affrontries?)…

      With pictures and print

      Entertaining meant,

To help with certain sundries.

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Alas and alack, waxed paper,

In some places is in “favor”…

      Though why I don’t know,

      It is first to go

If I ever take over as mayor!

—Jonathan Caswell

(Inspired by “The Frailest Thing” blog…Freshly Pressed)