Real People, Stupid Quotes! ~compiled by rldubour

Real People, Stupid Quotes!

Alan Minter, Boxer
“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing
but none of them serious.”
I wonder if he got this line is from our world leaders?
Or maybe they got it from him!

Arab News report
“We are unable to announce the weather.
We depend on weather reports from the airport,
which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will
be able to give you a weather report tomorrow
will depend on the weather.”
I bet they don’t have Doppler yet!

Barbara Boxer, Senator
“Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said,
“Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died,
their lives will never be the same again.”
I have to agree once your dead your life is not the same!

BBC commentator
“City fathers were hoping to raise enough money
to erect a new bronze statue of the Duck of Wellington.”
And still undecided is how many ducklings will follow!

Bill Clinton, former U.S. President
“I don’t think the Republicans can damage my character.”
Now I have to get back to business, Monica where are you?

Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
“You guys line up alphabetically by height.”
Tomorrow we can do this by weight!

Dan Rather, television news anchor
“And now the sequence of events in no particular order.”
Bill Peterson, now is a good time for your line!

Doug Collins, basketball commentator
“Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds
the other team below 100 points they almost always win.”
Gee, thought that only happened in Boxing!

Dan Osinski, Baseball pitcher
“Better make it six, I can’t eat eight.”
when a waitress asked if he wanted his pizza cut into
six or eight slices.
Is that with or without anchovies?

Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
“I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
And I did not know that Maine was the capital of Vermont!