HOME REMEDIES
Club soda will clean up rug spills
Reducing those rug cleaner bills…
Peanut butter does great
As mousey-trap bait
And milk carton ice really chills.
Use mineral spirits (look lively!)
To dry up rash of poison ivy…
Daub on—do not rub—
It’ll dry the skin, Bub,
And sucks out the oil of the ivy.
Vinegar for kid or cat puke
In a rug or upholstery to nuke
And not leave a stain,
It’ll look good again…
A tip you cannot rebuke.
Bubble gum in upholstery or hair
Is a bother to be stuck up in there…
Peanut butter applied
Is the best method tried
For removal you’ll find anywhere!
(DISCLAIMER: These statements have not been checked for accuracy, nor completely describe the methods used. Please consult suitable alternative use references before trying any of these remedies….The Poet will not be responsible for any results, good or bad, from using any of these uses suggested)
—J. E. Caswell
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