The modern industrial factory
Has cameras everywhere…
With digital recording of footage,
Imagine what if aired.
OF COURSE…cam’ras aren’t EV’RYWHERE…
Like in freight elevators,
We don’t know what goes on IN THERE
But for th’hearsay relaters!
We’d likely see some pratfalls
To give us lots of jollies,
Let’s make a film, charge admission,
And call it SURVEILLANCE FOLLIES!
Who knows what silly things were caught
For these favored “FOLLIE” few…
Some items dropped and floors fresh-mopped,
Perhaps some smooching too!
I know that some may find me worth
The “chuckled at” behind my back
Would see the full daylight.
Imagine if some microphones
Recorded pages too…
Then I’d be featured once again
In BLOOPERS, ONE AND TWO!