CHRISTMAS IS COMING (A PARODY)
Christmas is coming, those retail sales are flat,
Would you please message Santa to have a chat?
If you haven’t got a smart phone,
A fancy cell will do…
If you haven’t got a fancy cell,
God bless you!
Look at all the displays
Put notes on Face Book for Santa Claus to see!
If you don’t own a cell phone
An old P.C. will do…
If you haven’t got an old P.C.,
GOD BLESS YOU!