SCHOOL YARD CRUSH
A boy took a sudden fancy
To a girl who we will call “Nancy”*…
His love quite intense
To his speech clarity being chancy.
This boy/man became so trying
The girl ignored all his crying…
He whacked her arm
Not meaning to harm,
And frightened her into complying.
The moral of the story is this…
Don’t whack your girl’s arm for a kiss,
Your object will fail
And you land in jail,
When she knows your prospect’s a-miss.