Posted by: Jonathan Caswell | March 9, 2012

NO HELP AT ALL


NO HELP AT ALL

Don’t ask me advice upon dating,

I’m not really participating…

But should you ask

I’ll warm to the task,

Though you might not like my implicating.

A survey done nationwide,

Two dating services tried

Finding best and worst place

For the girls’ dating race…

Results are in, now to decide!

Accordingly MATCH.COM, plus

GLAMOR think that most fuss…

In Boston’s city,

Men show least pity

Toward women whom they want in lust.

A first date seems rather fast

For us older who want love to last…

Apparently though

Most men want to go

“All the way” on the first date, typecast.

It doesn’t make much sense to me

That men want goodies nearly free…

But it doesn’t surprise

They see with their eyes,

Then they’re through with you—One, Two and Three!

—Jonathan Caswell


Responses

  1. about sums it up pretty good!


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