Posted by: Jonathan Caswell | July 2, 2012

SMELLS NICE


SMELLS NICE

 

Lavender-scented baby shampoo

He used for a change…

His supply of “manly” scent

Needs more legal exchange.

 

Once he tried to use perfume,

His brain kept going wild….

He ‘ttached it to every woman he saw

The attraction to them wasn’t mild.

OLD SPICE and IRISH SPRING are on sale,

He need not steal perfume…

He feels much better with his identity

And his brain needn’t wrongly assume!

 

—Jonathan Caswell

 


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  1. Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:

    TALK ABOUT CULTURAL CONFLICT!!!!! 🙂


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