Posted by: Jonathan Caswell | July 27, 2012

TOILET PAPER WAXED POETIC


TOILET PAPER WAXED POETIC

A “Freshly-Pressed” blog whit rapier

I’ve read features toilet paper…

      I’d reblog it here

      But the message is clear,

To leave it where it is would be safer!

I don’t think anyone’s blushing,

I’ve already written on flushing….

      ‘Though it is rather sweet

      To not pay per sheet,

As it was for public beach hustling.

Can you imagine in other countries,

Not having flushable T.P.’s…

      The cesspool must be

      Of poor quality,

Can you imagine the poop clean out fees?

From that Word Press blog I envisage,

A new way to promote someone’s image…

      Printed up on T.P.

      And stand back to see,

Which President wins the scrimmage!

It says that in some countries,

The stuff is printed (affrontries?)…

      With pictures and print

      Entertaining meant,

To help with certain sundries.

Alas and alack, waxed paper,

In some places is in “favor”…

      Though why I don’t know,

      It is first to go

If I ever take over as mayor!

—Jonathan Caswell

(Inspired by “The Frailest Thing” blog…Freshly Pressed)


Responses

  1. good one!

  2. Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:

    LIMERICK STYLE CAN BE VERY “CHARMIN” (ORT-ORT!!!)


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