Posted by: Jonathan Caswell | October 4, 2012

GRIEVOUS GEESE GAGGLES


(GOOGLED GEESE GAGGLES!)

GRIEVOUS GEESE GAGGLES

 

Geese gaggles over the road,

Our goose population’s o’erflowed…

Out from the pond

To the great beyond,

We’ve reached a geese overload.

We often hear cars in the morning,

Blaring and screeching a warning…

To geese in the way

Each and every day,

So several mates are in mourning.

The company’s trying a tact,

To “goose” the flock with impact…

Imitation coyotes

Suggested by devotees

Of control to drive the geese back.

Reportedly the older goose

Is not easily fooled by the ruse…

Next step: dogs live,

Who would actively drive

The foul things away from our shoes.

At any rate, intervention

Is the result of good intention…

The geese are too many,

We’d be better without any…

Without violating the Geneva Convention!**

 

—Jonathan Caswell

**NOTE**:  the Geneva Convention governs treatment of prisoners during a war…analagous to a “war” on the geese!

(GOOGLE IMAGES)

 


Responses

  1. they seem to be a problem every wheres loud noises might do the trick to scare them off we are loaded with them good write

  2. Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:

    IN A TIME NOT TOO FAR IN THE PAST…IN A GALAXY CLOSE AT HAND!


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