Posted by: Jonathan Caswell | August 12, 2013

WHAT’S THAT COLOGNE?


“WHAT’S THAT AFTER SHAVE YOU’RE WEARING?????”—Jonathan Caswell 🙂

By the Mighty Mumford

WHAT’S THAT COLOGNE?

 

“Hai-Karate” it’s not,

But my work partner got a good shot…

Of aftershave scent,

I was pleased that it meant

To him a fragrance well-caught.

The scent I’m wearing is BRUT,*

A scent that for a man doth suit…

It’s cheap and nice,

Cheaper than OLD SPICE—*

Come closer and I’ll give you a full snoot!

I don’t wear it for the women,

It’s me the pleasure is giving…

And alcohol heals

Faster nicks and peels,

When the razor pulls back and starts grinning!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

*BRUT, OLD SPICE and “Hai-Karate” are each trademarked by the companies that produce them.

 

 

 

 

 

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