Posted by: Ron DuBour | May 28, 2015

Honey, do I look fat?~by rldubour


 

 

 

Honey, do I look fat?

To husbands and boyfriends all over the world.

This is a question, that’s asked by your girl.

Be careful and cautious when you answer that.

When she says to you, “Honey, do I look fat?”

 

Especially when she is dressed to go out.

You must give the right answer or you will sleep on the couch!

She stands right beside you and expects a reply.

As you tell her no and she thinks you just lied!

Why do they ask such questions like this?

You must be convincing and try not to miss.

 

I have some examples that you might want to say.

“Honey, you’re perfect in every way!”

“Honey, I love you, I think you’re the best.”

“You look tremendously gorgeous in that brand new dress!”

“You look like a rose all tender and sweet.”

“You look like you did when I got swept off my feet!”

“Your body is perfect, I love you so much.”

“You still turn me on, with just the thought of your touch!”

“You look like an angel, your halo is showing.”

“You look so divine, your whole body is glowing.”

 

She will look in your eyes and give you that smile.

Not saying much as if you were on trial.

Then she will say as a matter of fact.

Now answer the question, “Do I look fat?”


Responses

  1. Girlfriends and wives (in some states) ask their girlfriends/ wives that question occasionally too. And it’s not unheard of for a man to ask his woman/man, either. 🙂

    “You could be a thousand pounds, have seven eyes and no hair and still be beautiful to me. I love you for your heart and soul, and your amazing cheese sandwiches. Your body is just a wrapper on a candy bar.” The last bit is a little food fetishy, but I wouldn’t mind hearing that answer.

    Thanks for sharing!

    • Excellent reply love it! thank YOU


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