Posted by: Ron DuBour | November 3, 2015

STUPID LAWS~compiled by rldubour

Crazy laws~ one from each state that is still on the books!!!!




It is legal to drive the wrong way down
a one-way street if you have a lantern
attached to the front of your automobile.

Animals are banned from mating publicly
within 1,500 feet of a tavern,
school or place of worship.

No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.

This state still retains an old law forbidding
any kind of “private sexual behavior between
consenting adults.”

A special law prohibits unmarried women
from parachuting on Sunday or ”she shall risk
arrest, fine, and/or jailing.”

It’s against the law to tie a giraffe
to a telephone pole or street lamp.

In Hawaii you will be fined if you do not own a boat.

It is illegal to eat in a restaurant if it is on fire.

Bathing is prohibited during the winter.

In Fort Madison the fire department is
required to practice fire fighting for
fifteen minutes before attending a fire.

By law, anyone who has been drinking
is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold
onto the ground”.

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot
at the bank teller with a water pistol.

You may not step out of a plane in flight.

You cannot swear while inside the city limits of Baltimore.

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

It is legal for the blind to hunt, and
they don’t need anyone with them.

It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin
border with a duck on your head.

If an individual leaves his residence, or place of
business, without the direct intent of injuring
(killing) someone, they can not be tried for any offence.

A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

New Jersey:
In Newark it is illegal to buy ice cream after 6:00 p.m.

New Mexico:
Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public

New York:
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law
specifically prohibits men from turning around on any
city street and looking “at a woman in that way.”
A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls
for the violating male to be forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders”
wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

North Carolina:
It’s against the law to sing off key.

North Dakota:
Beer & pretzels can’t be served at the same
time in any bar or restaurant.

Marion – You cannot eat a doughnut
and walk backwards on a city street.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor
in order to congregate in groups of three or
more on private property.

You must let your dishes drip dry.

If a motorist sees a horse coming down the road,
the driver must pull off to the side of the road
and cover the vehicle with canvas. If the horse
still scared the driver must get out of his car
and take it apart until the horse isn’t scared any more.

Rhode Island:
Any marriage where either of the parties is an
idiot or lunatic is null and void.

South Carolina
It is legal to beat your wife on a Sunday morning
on the steps of the state house.

It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 p.m.

It is legal to commit a homicide as long as
you tell the person when, and how you are
going to kill them.

Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody
to take at least one bath each week ~~on Saturday night.

You may not ride an ugly horse.

Whistling underwater is prohibited.

State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie
in public restaurants without cheese.

You may not take a picture of a rabbit during
the month of June.



  1. Ron, where did you FIND these things? They’re so stupid, some of them are funny.

  2. LOL too funny

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