Posted by: Ron DuBour | February 23, 2017

Pussy Cat~by rldubour


 

 

Pussy Cat

Image result for the wonderful world of cats poster

Standing there in line, she was right in front of me.

She turned and blurted out, “I have a poster of my darling little pussy!”

I know I heard her right and knew really what she meant.

Now my mind is going, an opportunity has been sent.

I must really take advantage, not waiting for consent.

Have to cash in on that remark and make it her expense!

I said as loud as I could, “My dear what did you just say?”

“I don’t think I heard you right, that man was in the way.”

Now she was really blushing, she knew the mistake that she just made.

But I am so relentless; just have to make her pay.

I said, I never heard of advertising in that sort of way!”

“After all your pussy had never been a stray!”

Now the heads are turning and no one spoke a word.

The women started smiling, not believing what they heard.

When I thought she had enough I turned the heat to low.

I just had one more question. “How many people know?”

That has been awhile since she told me that.

Now before she speaks, she makes sure I am not in back!


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