Men are just happier people
This writing is just for us guys
Men are happier and this is why.
Of what is expected from us simple creatures
That really should be featured!
Wedding plans take care of themselves
Gives us more time to play.
Our last name never changes
That will always stay.
Their gowns will cost five thousand
Our tux one hundred bucks.
It’s pretty hard not to admit
We men have all the luck.
A five-day vacation requires
We need just one suitcase.
We don’t have to worry
If our new shoes are going to ache.
We get extra credit for the slightest
Act of thoughtfulness.
We can hold conversations
With no one staring at our chest.
We never go clothes shopping
We hate the thought of being there.
Plus with all those different styles
When only need one pair!
We don’t have to think which way
To turn a nut or bolt.
Chocolates are just a snack
Like a root beer float.
We can wear white T-shirts to a water park
We never need directions even in the dark.
We are always right with our decisions
Can open our own jars.
Wrinkles bring out character.
No matter how old we are.
Sunday is our day of rest
Most will be in their favorite chair
With the remote control and cold six pack
Sports are everywhere!