Posted by: Ron DuBour | May 15, 2019

Daily missive for Wednesday the 15th of May~by Peter Forster



Daily missive for Wednesday the 15th of May

Hold on to the post
Watch as the world spins
Wonder at the mystery 
Of creatures standing upright
As the ground tilts
The bus is a monster
Spitting out people
Carrying them away
Double-decker homicide
Stomach upheaval
Alcohol is evil…
Exactly how did I get home
Somebody must have
Helped me to walk back
From the bus stop
I must have known who they were
But it is all very hazy now
Oops there you go
Up chuck
Into the toilet bowl
Better out than in
When did I eat a kebab
So sorry mum
It will never happen again
I went into town
With the guys
Was there an accident
Have I died
Turned eighteen
With a bullet
There is something awful
Stuck in my gullet
A night out became a pub crawl
Nothing too crazy after all
I was okay
Until my legs gave way
When I went to hang up my coat
Oh god! It’s curried goat
What was I thinking
What was I drinking
This is complete insanity
No time for senseless vanity
Sprawled out on the floor
Wedged between
The toilet and the door
It has never happened before
And I don’t need to explain
That there is no chance
This side of hell
Of it ever
Happening again…
He said.

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