007 = FANTASY EMPLOYEE

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007—FANTASTIC EMPLOYEE!

The Double-OH-Seven we knew

Was an employee ever true…

For King and country

Never did he flee,

But returned to the job—saw it through.

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In the midst of girls in bed,

Bond always used his head…

Proactive anticipation

Of every situation,

Or so the script always said!

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Fifty years he’s been employed,

Though in his latest incarnation I’m annoyed…

He’s not as much fun

This modern one,

Bad puns, sight gags and repartee unemployed.

(Have times indeed changed?—The Author)

—Jonathan Caswell

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